cryjerk:

i’m in a long distance relationship with the stars

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thefourtwentytimes:

lovelysuggestions:

Destroy the idea that it’s humble to hate yourself.
Destroy the idea that loving yourself is conceited.

Loving yourself is the only way to survive and succeed

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spookypuke:

im so gay

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panatmansam:

If you want to understand the big questions such as life, death, consciousness and intelligence remember these things:

1. You exist in time as well as space.
2. You are actually a colony of cells
3. You are an occupied planet where there are ten times as many other lifeforms living within you than there are cells of your body.
4. Your body has biospheres just like the Earth with certain creatures only living in hair follicles, gut lining or mucus membranes. In fact your parasites have smaller parasites which also have even smaller parasites.
5. Your perceptions of the external universe is very limited. You can sense only the tiniest portion of the electromagnetic spectrum.
6. Your conscious thought represents only about 20% of the total activity of your brain.
7. Your DNA contains coded information going all the way back to your earliest one celled ancestor.
8. The universe is entirely indifferent to you.
9. Most of your cells are replaced every seven years. This means that the “you” of 2008 consisted of cells which have now died, been excreted and formed into new things.
10. You and every other human being on this Earth are descended from the same 1500 people who lived 50,000 years ago. Mankind has almost been entirely exterminated at least three times.

truth is bad ass

(via lazyyogi)

pocarovna:

Embroidery by Danielle Clough

(via spookyfatbabepower)

yanayii:

bishopmyles:

latenitelevision:

i will NEVER get over this

Lmfaooo

wtf

(via ohhratio)

gaspthewontons:

Chopped but every time someone is eliminated the judges sing an Oompa-Loompa style song about what they did wrong

(via petitetimidgay)

baebaeron:

qoa:

redsatinsheets:

this girl is really the funniest person ever

THE LOTION I SCREAMED

THE PRODUCTION VALUE

(via chubby-bunnies)

jncos:

jncos:

in the olden days people like me could become cave hermits or bog witches but the earth is too crowded now and cave/bog real estate is really high

this wasn’t meant to be relatable

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zamboni-whisperer:

mrdanceartist:

Ballet Dancer Greig Matthews in Beautiful  FLOWING  Costumes.

@unpretty not exactly ballgowns but…?

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harinef:

mendrankmilk:

Barbara Davatz - “Portraits” 1982 / 1988 / 1997 || As Time Goes By || Couples

ummmmm wow 

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